One evening in a drug store in Alabang
Sales clerk (SC): Kailangan ho ng prescription talaga (This needs a prescription)…
Matron customer (MC): But my mom is already 89 years old, why are you depriving her of this…
Sales clerk (SC): Hingi na lang ho kayo prescription sa doctor (Just please get a doctor’s prescription)…
MC: Eh what if the doctor is on vacation, out of the country…
SC: Binigyan na ho namin kayo nun (But we already gave in to you before),..
MC (flaring up and raising her voice for the whole store to hear): Don’t you know I know Ms Que (the owner)? She’s not as mean as you! Why are you being mean?
MC (this time screaming): Now do it!
